Bruno Mars sat with me, got naked…so I kissed him
Bruno Mars held me and gave me a carrot ,now i’m prego.
This is not even fair. my birthday is on the ninth…. but Ya know, I’m pretty sure I have no dad for him to like
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THIS MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN IT SHOULD.
EVEN THOUGH IT’S NOT CONFIRMED.
BUT THE CREATORS ARE INTERESTED.
AND IT WOULD JUST BE LIKE REAL LIFE KRISTANNA AND IT WOULD JUST MAKE ME SO HAPPY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.
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